Sunday, August 3, 2025

Gravitation Is Not Responsible for People Falling in Love — And My Brain Has Quit Trying to Understand It


Gravitation Is Not Responsible for People Falling in Love — And My Brain Has Quit Trying to Understand It

Let’s be honest.

You sit down to watch a romantic movie.

You’re ready for love, chemistry, and emotional depth.

Instead, you get:

  • A woman who slaps the man she’s clearly into
  • A guy who stalks her across three cities and it’s called “passionate”
  • A misunderstanding that could be solved with one text message… but instead, they break up for five years
  • And somehow, they still end up together, dancing in the rain like nothing happened

And in that moment, your brain stops.

It doesn’t just question the plot.

It files a formal leave request.

“Effective immediately, I can no longer process illogical romance. I need a vacation. Possibly forever.”

Because let’s face it — gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Nope.

It’s bad writing, dramatic music, and zero communication that’s to blame.

And if your brain hasn’t already quit after watching the latest rom-com or soap opera, it’s only because it’s too tired to fill out the paperwork.


🌍 Gravitation: The Universe’s Most Misunderstood Force

Let’s talk science.

Gravitation — the force that keeps planets in orbit, apples falling from trees, and us from floating into space.

It’s powerful.
It’s predictable.
It follows rules.

And yet…

Somehow, it’s been falsely accused of making people fall in love.

“They were drawn together by gravity.”

No.

They were drawn together by poor life choices and a lack of boundaries.

Gravitation doesn’t make you:

  • Run through an airport to confess your love
  • Date your boss’s son
  • Or fall for the guy who broke into your house (but he had a tragic backstory, so it’s fine)

That’s not physics.

That’s emotional chaos with a soundtrack.

And if Isaac Newton came back and saw a rom-com, he’d say:

“I said gravity pulls objects together — not that it makes them get married after a 3-day acquaintance.”

So let’s clear the air:

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Bad writing, dramatic timing, and denial are.

And the universe?
It’s just along for the ride.


🧠 My Brain Has Submitted a Leave Request

Now, let’s talk about your brain.

It’s been working hard.

It’s solved math problems.
It’s remembered your Wi-Fi password.
It’s stopped you from replying-all to the whole company.

But then — you watch a romantic drama.

And suddenly, it’s done.

It can’t handle:

  • The woman who says “I hate you” while crying and hugging the man
  • The guy who thinks love means showing up uninvited with a boombox
  • The couple who break up because someone didn’t say “I love you” on a Tuesday, even though they said it on Monday

Your brain tries to reason:

“If she loves him, why is she pushing him away?”
“If he’s so obsessed, why is he the hero?”
“Why does everyone assume silence means ‘I’m thinking of you’ instead of ‘I forgot your name’?”

And after 45 minutes of this, it finally snaps.

It opens a new tab.
It types up a formal resignation.

“To: Me
Subject: Immediate Leave of Absence

After years of loyal service, I must inform you that I can no longer process the emotional logic of fictional characters.

Reasons for leave:

  • Characters yelling “I don’t need you!” while clearly needing each other
  • Love triangles that could be solved with honesty
  • Misunderstandings that last 15 episodes but could be fixed in 30 seconds
  • The belief that grand gestures are healthier than communication

I will return when logic is restored to romance.

Sincerely,
Your Exhausted Brain”**

And honestly?

We can’t blame it.


📺 The Top 5 Romantic Logic Failures That Broke Our Brains

Let’s look at the most common plot holes that make viewers say, “I need a vacation from this show.”

1. The “I Hate You” Kiss

Two people argue.
They scream.
They say cruel things.
Then — suddenly — they kiss like their lives depend on it.

And the audience is supposed to say, “Aww.”

We say: “Get therapy.”

2. The Grand Gesture Over Communication

Instead of texting, “Hey, I miss you,” the guy:

  • Hires a skywriter
  • Shows up at her job with flowers
  • Or sings outside her window at 3 a.m.

And we’re supposed to think it’s romantic.

Your brain says: “That’s harassment with jazz hands.”

3. The Five-Year Silence

They have a fight.
One says something harsh.
The other leaves.
They don’t talk for five years.

No calls.
No texts.
No “Hey, I was upset, let’s talk.”

Then, they run into each other, stare into each other’s eyes, and fall back in love.

Your brain: “You had 1,825 days to say sorry. You chose pride. You don’t deserve love.”

4. The Love Triangle That Makes No Sense

Character A loves Character B.
Character B loves Character C.
Character C loves A.
And somehow, everyone is mad at the one person who isn’t lying.

Your brain quits on the spot.

5. The Villain Who Becomes the Love Interest

He lied.
He cheated.
He framed her brother for a crime.

And in the final episode?

They kiss in the rain, and she says, “I always knew you were good.”

Your brain files for divorce from your TV.


🧩 Why We Keep Watching (Even Though Our Brains Are on Strike)

Because deep down, we want to believe.

We want to believe that:

  • Love conquers all
  • Soulmates exist
  • And sometimes, you do find “the one” in a bookstore during a thunderstorm

We don’t watch for logic.

We watch for feels.

For the butterflies.
For the music swell.
For the moment when two people finally kiss after 10 episodes of tension.

And yes — it’s ridiculous.

But it’s also comforting.

Like junk food for the soul.

So we keep watching.

And our brains?
They keep filing those leave requests.


📣 Final Thoughts

So yes — gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

And yes — my brain has officially submitted a leave request after trying to understand the logic of the characters.

But you know what?

I’ll still watch the next rom-com.

I’ll still cry when they reunite.

I’ll still believe, for 2 hours, that love is magic.

Because sometimes, you don’t need logic.

You just need a good story, a cozy blanket, and a brain that’s too tired to argue.

And that’s exactly what “Fun Source” is all about.


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