20 Expensive, Useless Things Billionaires Spend Their Money On — While the Rest of Us Suffer
Let’s talk about the solid gold toilet.
Not a golden finish.
Not a luxury bathroom fixture with a gold-plated faucet.
No.
We’re talking about a solid 18-karat gold toilet, cast using the ancient lost-wax method, because apparently, even defecation needs to be a flex.
It’s real.
It’s absurd.
And it’s just the tip of the iceberg.
Because when you have more money than sense, common decency flies out the window, and waste becomes a lifestyle.
And while the wealthiest 1% of the planet are busy turning gold into toilets, the rest of us are dealing with:
- Climate disasters
- Rising rents
- Food insecurity
- And the crushing realization that it would take a person in the bottom 99% over 1,500 years to produce the same carbon footprint as a single billionaire does in one year.
These aren’t just rich people being rich.
They’re self-indulgent horror stories — living, breathing examples of how greed is literally burning the planet to hell… while they plan their next moon colony vacation.
So let’s take a look at 20 expensive, useless things billionaires spend their money on — a list that’s equal parts outrageous, ridiculous, and infuriating.
💩 1. The Solid Gold Toilet
We already mentioned it, but it deserves the spotlight.
This isn’t just a toilet.
It’s a $6 million art installation (yes, it was part of an exhibit).
It’s functional — people have actually used it.
And then, in true irony, it was stolen from a palace in England.
Poetic justice?
Maybe.
But the real crime isn’t the theft.
It’s the fact that someone thought this was a good use of resources.
🌕 2. Private Moon Missions
Forget solving world hunger.
Forget fixing climate change.
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and others are spending billions to colonize space — not to save humanity, but to escape it.
They’re building rockets so they can live on Mars while the rest of us deal with wildfires, floods, and rising sea levels.
It’s not exploration.
It’s privatized survival.
And the worst part?
They’re using public innovation (NASA tech, taxpayer-funded research) to build private escape pods.
🏠 3. Mansions Bigger Than Towns
Billionaires don’t just live in big houses.
They live in compounds.
One person owns a 44,000 sq ft home — that’s larger than the White House.
Another has a 7-story mansion with its own indoor beach.
Meanwhile, millions are homeless.
And yet, we’re supposed to admire this as “success.”
It’s not success.
It’s hoarding on a planetary scale.
🛥️ 4. Superyachts That Pollute Like Small Countries
A single billionaire’s superyacht can emit as much CO₂ in one trip as 375 cars do in a year.
They’re powered by diesel engines, burn through $1 million a week in fuel, and often have:
- Helipads
- Submarines
- Movie theaters
- And personal staff of 50+
All so one person can sail around the Mediterranean while the planet burns.
🚀 5. Space Tourism Joyrides
Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos spent hundreds of millions to fly 60 miles into the sky for three minutes of weightlessness.
The entire trip lasted less than 15 minutes.
And the carbon cost?
Massive.
For a joyride.
For a selfie.
For a vanity project.
Meanwhile, people are losing their homes to climate disasters caused by that very pollution.
🖼️ 6. $100 Million Paintings of Doodles
A billionaire paid $91 million for a painting that looks like a child’s scribble.
Another bought a banana duct-taped to a wall for $120,000.
This isn’t art.
It’s wealth performance art — a way to say, “I have so much money, I can burn it on nonsense.”
And the art world rewards it.
🐎 7. Private Islands
One person owns an entire island — complete with staff, airstrip, and private beach.
Another has multiple islands, turning them into personal playgrounds.
These aren’t just vacation homes.
They’re tax havens, privacy fortresses, and symbols of detachment from the rest of humanity.
And they’re off-limits to everyone else.
🚗 8. Car Collections Worth More Than Hospitals
One man owns over 400 luxury cars — Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Bugattis — worth hundreds of millions.
He never drives them.
They sit in a climate-controlled warehouse.
Meanwhile, people can’t afford insulin.
The disconnect is staggering.
🍌 9. The $30 Brick
Yes, this is real.
An artist sold a brick for $30 — not because it’s special, but because it says “Supreme” on it.
And someone bought it.
Not for use.
Not for art.
Just because they could.
It’s a perfect metaphor for modern capitalism: value based on branding, not utility.
🛏️ 10. $150,000 Beds
One mattress company sells a bed for $150,000.
It has smart sensors, temperature control, and built-in massage.
You can track your sleep patterns — while people sleep on sidewalks.
The irony is palpable.
🐶 11. Pets That Cost More Than Houses
A Tibetan Mastiff puppy was sold for $2 million.
A pet parrot with a rare song went for $70,000.
These aren’t service animals.
They’re status symbols — living, breathing flexes.
And they’re more expensive than most people’s entire lives.
🎸 12. Instruments That No One Plays
Billionaires buy rare guitars, pianos, and violins — worth millions — and then never play them.
They’re stored in vaults like treasure.
Music is meant to be heard.
But for the ultra-rich, it’s just another asset class.
🍾 13. $300,000 Bottles of Wine
A bottle of 1787 Château Lafite Rothschild sold for $156,000.
Another wine went for $300,000 — not because it tastes good, but because it’s rare.
Meanwhile, people can’t afford clean water.
🏗️ 14. Underground Bunkers for the Apocalypse
Billionaires are spending millions on luxury doomsday bunkers — complete with:
- Gyms
- Pools
- Movie theaters
- And private security
They’re not preparing for the end of the world.
They’re preparing to survive it — while the rest of us don’t.
🛍️ 15. $1 Million Handbags
Hermès sells a diamond-encrusted Birkin bag for over $1 million.
It holds less than a tote bag.
It costs more than a house.
And it’s worn once a year — if that.
🎥 16. Private Movie Theaters (in Their Homes)
Why go to the cinema when you can have a 4K IMAX theater in your basement?
With reclining seats, gourmet popcorn, and staff?
It’s not luxury.
It’s isolation — a way to disconnect from the world entirely.
🎮 17. Gaming Rooms Bigger Than Apartments
One man has a 5,000 sq ft gaming room — with every console, arcade machine, and VR setup ever made.
It’s not for fun.
It’s for flexing.
🧫 18. Cloning Their Pets
When their dog dies, they don’t mourn.
They clone it — for $50,000+.
Because why grieve when you can buy a replacement?
🧬 19. Paying for Immortality Research
Billionaires are funding “anti-aging” startups that promise to stop death.
They’re not trying to cure disease.
They’re trying to live forever — while the rest of us age and die.
It’s not science.
It’s narcissism with a PhD.
🧊 20. Icebergs for Parties
One billionaire towed an iceberg from Antarctica to Dubai for a luxury party.
The ice was used for drinks.
The carbon cost?
Astronomical.
And the message?
“We own nature now.”
📣 Final Thoughts
These 20 items aren’t just expensive.
They’re symbols of a broken system — where wealth is hoarded, the planet is exploited, and human suffering is ignored.
The solid gold toilet?
It’s not funny.
It’s a warning.
Because while billionaires are busy colonizing the moon, we’re the ones left to suffer on a dying Earth.
So the next time you see a viral video of a billionaire’s latest flex, don’t laugh.
Think.
And then ask yourself:
When did greed become a lifestyle — and why are we letting it?
And that’s exactly what “Fun Source” is all about.
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